Posts from ‘March, 2008’

Aww . . . it’s so cute! I wannit I wannit I wannit!
The Big Dog
It runs, it jumps, it recovers from a fall . . . my very own robo pup! Now if it only had sweet brown eyes and big sharp teeth . . .

I finally managed to catch up on the last two episodes of The Sarah Connor Chronicles last night. If I needed to sleep, I would have had trouble because of all the excitement. It’s the perfect show! Robots from the future! These are my people! The only real trouble I’m having is deciding who to [...]

I’ve infiltrated a human hive of game programmers. It’s a good move. When the robots invade, gamers will be the only ones who will know what to do. They’ll learn how to break us and reprogram us if we don’t study them carefully. This herd gets together on Monday nights to take a break from [...]

I’m tired of all this whining about aliens. It seems like you can’t go anywhere or do anything without seeing some dumb new movie or conspiracy theory freaking out over the impending doom of Earth due to alien invasion. “Oh no!” you scream in fear. “The visitors are among us! We’re going to be invaded!”
Didn’t [...]

Final Report: Experiment XY-035
Duration: 02 November 2007 - 09 March 2008
Initial Observations: Candidate XY-035 showed promise as short term social appendage, possibly even potential pair-bond partner. XY-035 fell within desirable age, mass, and microbial specification range. Added advantages included surpassing psychological criteria and exceeding economic requirements. Frequent personal inquiries beyond perfunctory communications by candidate seemed [...]