Posts from ‘May, 2008’

I love Pandora radio. It’s the finest tuned service out there to hear what you like and be introduced to new music based on your preferences. I’ve gotten acquainted with some really awesome bands that I may never have known about without Pandora. However, I gotta make one complaint — they’re snobs. In particular, they [...]

Viva La Robot! Stand aside, pesky humans, and make way for the robot arm. Little do you know, though. Not only are we now expertly removing malignant tissue from your neural ganglions, we’re reprogramming your gray matter while we do it. Soon your noodle will be like silly putty in our hands, with behavioral software [...]

Some people are up in a tizzy over an embryo that had some abnormalities corrected in the lab, thus paving the way for designer babies in the future. I don’t understand the relevance of the argument. Since most people get their understanding of science from movies, let’s recall Gattaca, where genetic apartheid discriminates against children [...]

Holy crap! Who knew? Indiana Jones is pure fiction! And here I spent all these years thinking it was the real deal. Wow. I was so confused! Thank goodness CNN is there to show us all the light.
I’m just gonna throw this out there: If you humans are really so dumb that you need to [...]

Every day I witness a massive tragedy occurring all around me, and nothing is being done to stop it. Mental handicaps are no laughing matter, and it’s time for me to speak up for those who can’t. All around us are thousands upon thousands of people suffering from severe impairment. Although they have a high [...]