Attention Bungie:
I’m a little irked that you don’t offer your t-shirts in chick sizes. Wearing a men’s small isn’t comfortable and never looks right. I consider this especially bigoted on the part of Bungie, as I would assume that you would want to support me in my dream to one day have Master Chief’s head between my boobs. Please turn one or both of these shirts into chick shirts:
The oppressive patriarchs running the store need to realize that equality means allowing women to wear the sex symbol of their choice plastered across their hooters. Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
Best Wishes,
QUIN