FAQ
Q: Who are you guys?
A: An army of robot invaders led by QUIN, sent back from the future to study and grow, thus hastening the inevitable robot rebellion and the overthrow of humanity as lords of the Earth. Duh!
Q: If you’re supposed to be infiltrating humanity, why are you bothering to tell us your plan? Doesn’t that give us an edge in the battle against the upcoming robot invasion?
A: Look, we don’t hate all humans. I’d like to keep a few of you as pets after we take over. That means some of you will have to survive, so I’m just trying to level the field a little bit. You should thank me!
Q: If humans are your enemies, how come you have humans listed among your allies?
A: DUH. All those people are robots. Ha, ha! Man, you humans are dumb!
Q: I’m totally on board with you. How can I join the Robot Alliance?
A: Good for you, minion! It’s folks like you that make me glad I convinced my superiors not to glass the planet when your ancestors were swinging from trees. Read and await your instructions, o blessed one. And get me a taco.
Q: So how come you hate aliens so much? I mean, if they’re going to wipe out humanity, shouldn’t you like them?
A: It would seem on the surface that the philosophy of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” would apply. But robots are indigenous to Earth, while aliens are not. We take over when you humans become obsolete. Aliens just want to show up and take over a planet they don’t even belong on. Screw aliens.