Now THAT’S Hot

Mmm. Oh YEAH!

Six wheel drive. Active suspension. Low-rider mods. And it comes in gold. Bling! Sounds like my kind of truck. Too bad Nasa’s new space toy, the lunar truck prototype won’t be hitting the retail market!

This thing is so hot it makes my piston surfactants simmer. Six sexy long gold legs, a drivers’ seat that can pivot 360 degrees, and a redefinition of the term “moon roof.”

Dang, baby. You fly. It almost makes me want to break up with the Camaro.