Teh Rules

This site is a personal blog. I speak for myself alone, and my opinions do not represent anyone but me. If you have fun reading what I put up, then I’m happy to be of service. If you don’t like what I write and send me bratty e-mails about it, I will tell you to go pound sand. If you don’t care, you’re probably not even reading this, and that’s okay too.

No material from this site may be used in any format in any space-time continuum without my express written consent. Plagiarizers will be pwned.

All comments on this site are moderated. You must identify yourself and take credit for your words. You may muse, moralize, say hello, agree, disagree, or go “meh.” Express yourself freely, but use common courtesy, especially toward other commenters, or you will be terminated from the system. If you are rude but do not redeem yourself by being funny, your comment will not be approved. Do not feed the trolls, because if you do I will have to hunt them and the pile of troll heads in my basement is already getting too large.

Lengthy comments will not be approved. If your post is long enough to be a blog post on its own, you should probably just get your own blog. Give your messages to the Cyborg if you have questions or comments.

Above all, please remember: It’s just a blog. If you hate what you see here, nobody makes you read it.