Teh Top Typos

You puny people with your fallible phalanges! I present for your edification an enumeration and elucidation (though it may seem like a pontification) of the preposterous peccadilloes taken note of by me in your typography:

1. JaJa! = haha
2. God Norbib = Once thought to be a Finnish phrase commonly uttered on the discovery of a serious rash, now understood to mean “Good Morning.”
3. You OG = Whilst it may appear to be accusing someone of being a Celtic deity, actually a corruption of the encouraging statement “you go.”
4. Ow wll = Explanation: “I meant to type ‘Oh well’ but typed while sneezing”
5. Repubicans = Coitus enthusiasts?
6. /hugu = Receiving an embrace from a friend from Japan